Potions
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reasons why you should try the “ace attorney” series
- its a fucking classic
- “objection” “objection” “objection” “objec
- you can even play the games on your phone like some millennial
- the main trilogy + apollo’s game have sick ass pixel art as well as sick ass pixel sprites with sick ass animations????????
- the 3d models look like memes??? the ones in soj and dd atleast
- music??? good music???? we got some intense af chiptunes here?? its even got chiptune jazz
- so much puns and pop culture references that you’ll turn into the upside down smiley face emoji
- choosing the wrong piece of evidence or objecting on the wrong statement will give you anxiety but youll still have fun dont worry
- you will love every single character and they will all personally love you back (except for maybe kristoph)
- germans
- “oOoO AaaAaCchHhtuuNnGgg BABByy”
- “fooLlshhLY FOOl iSH H FO oLS”
- “join us on the american kotatsu.” “eat your hamburgers apollo”
- you can talk to dead people
- your favorites dont die (sometimes– my fav died 8( )
- if the present time games arent ur thing……… dai gyakuten saiban exists
- ^^^^ japan history book??? the meiji period??? bro u can educate yourself with this
- ^^^^ smooth boy sherlock holmes is in it??
- ^^^^ steampunk
- ^^^^ GOOD MUSIC
feel free to add more im tired
Potion Seller
Rogue: Hello, potion seller. I am going into battle and I require your strongest potion
Potion seller: YOU CAN’T HANDLE MY STRONGEST POTIONS. NO ONE CAN. MY STRONGEST POTIONS AREN’T FIT FOR A BEAST, LET ALONE A MAN!
Ranger (me): Can we get the next one down, then?
Potion seller: Yeah sure that’s fine, how many do you need?
did you know snape was already the potions teacher when tonks went to hogwarts?
did you know she absolutely had to have done this at least once?
snape could’ve been an awesome teacher if he wasn’t a disgusting waste of a human being. he knew from age 16 that the instuctions that the textbooks were giving weren’t as good as they could be. he improved the potions and recorded his methods at age 16. if he weren’t such a shitbag, he could’ve either written the damn textbooks himself, or taught his students his alternate methods. he could’ve revolutionized how potions were being brewed, teaching whole generations a superior method of potion brewing. instead, he spent his time bullying children.
He could have become rich and famous and been one of the most well regarded wizards of his age with his knowledge of spells and potions
But instead he decided “The girl i hurled racial slurs at put me in the Friend Zone so I’m gonna go become a Magic Nazi and then spend the remainder of my adult years emotionally abusing twelve year olds”
He could have become everything a Slytherin should have been instead of the epitome of what everyone else thinks they are.
Mr Darcy, probably: Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in Longbourn? That Elizabeth Bennet. You know what I’d give her on a scale of one to ten, with one as the ugliest and ten as the prettiest? I’d give her an 8… 8.5… or a 9… but not… NOT over a 9.8. Because there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. I’m holding out for a 10. Because I’m worth it.
